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Odessans of All Countries, Unite!

 


Odessa is a beautiful city-port with more than million population. The city is located on the northwest cost of the Black Sea. The history of Odessa starts in 1794. From that time, Odessa has given Russia and the rest of the World plenty of greatest and famous people: writers and poets, artists and musicians, scientists and engineers, ... , revolutionaries and soldiers, ... , thieves and gangsters. As a result of disintegration of the USSR, the city now belongs to independent Ukraine. But, ... actually, all Odessans over the World know that Odessa belongs to them and they, in turn, belong to their beautiful Odessa.

It is known that people born in Odessa love joking and kidding and have
a special "Odessan" sense of humor.

  Odessa! Have you ever seen this elsewhere!?


My Odessa

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A boy in this photo is me in 1955. On the background you can see a sculpture of Lenin and Stalin sitting on the bench and talking to each other. For many years this sculpture was in Odessa in the Sobor Square whose name originates from a beautiful church (sobor) which had been destroyed earlier by the followers of Lenin and Stalin. Interestingly, in 1956, the next morning after The Twentieth Congress of The Communist Party (which convicted Stalin), Stalin disappeared from the sculpture. It looked like was offended by the Party and left without answering the last Lenin's question. Lenin left alone and was waiting for Stalin's answer for about ten years until the whole sculpture disappeared from the Sobor Square.


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      Ilya Rybak. Odessa: Old Arcade. Watercolor, 1981.

This Arcade is the only thing remaining in Odessa from Turks (Khadzhibey). There is also Khadzhibey firth
("liman"), but the "dirt" ("grjaz'") there definitely belongs to Odessa. Turks do not show any wish to have
these things back. Instead, as Odessans say, they set a special net in the Bosporus Strait that does not allow
fish to go through the Strait to the cost of  Odessa. That's why, Odessans say, the famous Odessan fish has
disappeared from the stores in Odessa and appeared in Israel and America.

 

Such milk-cars and beer-cars were pretty popular on the streets of Odessa and other Russian cities and were recognized far away by long lines. But Odessa has always had its own spirit. For example, it is interesting how deeply would Americans understand such a mysterious statement of the milkman:
"I've not diluted the milk, so I will underfill!"
("Moloko ne razbavlyala, poetomu budu ne dolivat'")

 

Well ... and what do we have now!?

It is known that Duke (Duke de Richelieu - Odessa founder) and the Statue of Freedom are both from France. These two French could stand close to each other somewhere in Paris (e.g. Place de la Concorde). But ... the fate brought him to Odessa and her to New York.... What are they talking about? What do you think?

Duke: "Madam Freeda, don't worry! My guys will make you happy. Or ... you will make them happy... Whatever".
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The universe advertisement of American company:
(Odessan spirit in America)

Isaac Babel -
The Great Odessan

 

Mikhail Zhvanetsky -
The Chairman of The World Wide Club of Odessans

A test for a sense of humor
(free translation from M. Zhvanetsky's story)

(According to M. Zhvanetsky, two thirds of the people cannot answer this question.
How about you?)


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Odessa Travel Guide:  Most comprehensive information about major tourist
sites, hotels, history, transportation, restaurants, etc. in Odessa, Ukraine.

 

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